
In the cozy, downtown district of Waukegan, IL lies a courthouse, train station, a few bars, and the
Genesee Theatre, which happens to be conveniently less than 15 minutes from where I live. The theatre has been showcasing plays and bringing bigger acts for a few years now. I was particularly interested when comedian
Jim Gaffigan was announced to show up.
On a whim, I decided to drive there and see if there were any extra tickets. Gaffigan originally sold out his 8pm show and an extra 10:30pm show was added. I took my friend Christine with me to see if we could find tickets. Before we made it inside, we were looking where to enter and Jim Gaffigan exited the car right next to us. A wave of applause erupted and he waved to the crowd and went in. I found where to enter inside for the box office. Before I could even reach the ticket window, a guy named Mike intervened. Mike approached me and asked if I had tickets. I told him I didn't and was looking to see if there were any. He said he had two openings next to him and his girlfriend and would sell them to me and a cheap price ($40) from what he paid. Its not common to meet a complete stranger who was this kind, but to my surprise, it was the real deal.
A bigger surprise was the location of our seats. We walked down the middle isle and found our seats were dead center 12 rows from the stage.
Gaffigan killed. He spent what seemed to be 30 minutes talking about his love of bacon.
"Adding bacon makes everything better. Sprinkle some bacon on that salad and it becomes a game: find the bacon""if it wasn't for bacon, we wouldn't know what a water chesnut was"Gaffigan didn't just repeat old material off his previous albums. He started off the show with a bit on bowling, followed by an ongoing joke of being lazy, and of course television. Gaffigan interrupted his talk of food for some religious jokes.
"Abraham circumsized himself. I'd love to hear how that conversation with his wife went..."Gaffigan closed the show with his signature material, Hot Pockets. As he started, the roar went thru the audience knowing what's coming next. Gaffigan did not disappoint and added some new lines to his infamous hot pocket bit.
"Now they have breakfast hot pockets. Hot pocket for breakfast, hot pocket for lunch, dead by dinner!.... murder pockets!"Incredible circumstances occurred for me to attend this show and it was awesome how it all came together. Even though my jaw hurt after laughing so hard, I would see Jim Gaffigan again in a heartbeat.